OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
UPSIDE: Three ounces.
DOWNSIDE: Three ounces. It's a lot to eat when it don't taste so good.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Bleached enriched flour
Partially hydrogenated vegetable shortening
LAST 4(ish) INGREDIENTS:
Modified food starch
Locust bean gum
It's a regular scientific equation! No wonder it tasted pretty bad.
What ever happened to milk eggs, butter and flour?
Clear, with everyone's mom on the cover offering up delicious treats. Also features two pecans to let you know their inside.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
No, it was dry and is still in my stomach two days later harboring gaseous toxins.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
I have to say Cartman may be the only character who could stomach this... Stan would surely throw it up!
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Go back to basic ingredients. Get rid of the pecans. Provide a coupon for a free cup of coffee to make this palatable.
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