OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.65 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: SSI RATING |
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UPSIDE: Three ounces.
DOWNSIDE: Three ounces. It's a lot to eat when it don't taste so good.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Bleached enriched flour
Sugar
Water
Partially hydrogenated vegetable shortening
LAST 4(ish) INGREDIENTS:
Calcium propionate
Monocalcium phosphate
Modified food starch
Artificial color
Locust bean gum
Titanium dioxide
Potassium iodate
It's a regular scientific equation! No wonder it tasted pretty bad.
What ever happened to milk eggs, butter and flour?
PACKAGING:
Clear, with everyone's mom on the cover offering up delicious treats. Also features two pecans to let you know their inside.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
No, it was dry and is still in my stomach two days later harboring gaseous toxins.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
I have to say Cartman may be the only character who could stomach this... Stan would surely throw it up!
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Go back to basic ingredients. Get rid of the pecans. Provide a coupon for a free cup of coffee to make this palatable.
