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PayDay Peanut Caramel Bar
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
If you're a peanut lover, this is your fantasy bar. As I understand it, Jimmy Carter secretly didn't want to be re-elected in 1984 because he expressed a desire to "spend more time with a huge truckload of PayDays."
Saltiest candy bar in the world. SO MUCH SO, that it's a wonder they even bothered to put caramel in a PayDay. Ever tasted salty caramel before? It's like cooling yourself off on a hot day with a tall glass of scorching tar.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Makes this salty treat look like it belongs in the vending machine of a nearby town's junior high school's lobby that you're playing against in basketball... in 1964.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
If you love peanuts and salt, you'll never eat another thing again. If you like them in moderation, but not mixed with sweets, stay clear.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Dump a huge amount of milk chocolate over this bar or use unsalted peanuts. Seriously, just using unsalted peanuts could make this snack a 10. Well, ok, maybe a 7.5.
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