OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
Location: Local snack shop
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Weight: 1.3 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 4.7
The brownie is soft. Thank goodness there are no nuts in this brownie.
The icing is hard.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched wheat flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Natural and artificial flavors (whatever that means)
Metal/plastic with OREO big and clear. Blue with graph paper in the background. Pretty damn generic.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
No. There are a lot of better snacks out on the market today. However, if you want something really mediocre, this is perfect.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Patrick Duffy. He's really small as Scuttlebutt's leg. This could be a meal for him.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Make the icing smoother and richer, like the fililng of an OREO. Make it bigger, too. At least you aren't fooled into thinking it is something bigger than it is with some package full of air, it's a small package the size of an eraser. But then again, water is the 4th ingredient in this snack, so maybe you can save yourself the money and have a glass of water next time you feel like snacking... maybe it will taste like an OREO.
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