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OREO Granola Bar
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: |
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NAME TO PRODUCT RELATIONSHIP:
Snack is a result of what would happen if an OREO cookie and granola bar mated in the woods.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
OREO cookie (no creamy center, though) mashed together with granola to form a snack bar.
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
A granola bar that has rolled around in fresh sod for awhile.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 4
UPSIDE:
You can taste the OREO cookie and the granola equally. Wait... is that a good thing?
DOWNSIDE:
The tasty goodness of an OREO and the staying power of a granola bar would appear to be the perfect snack, but instead leaves something to be desired. Not bad tasting, just not enough of a snack taste to enjoy thoroughly. And certainly not a snack worthy of the OREO brand.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Granola
Sugar
Corn Syrup
Vegetable Shortening
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Baking Soda
BHA
Citric Acid
Soy Lecithin
PACKAGING:
Nice and clean looking. Graphic of OREO bar, though, looks imposing.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
If you've got kids, and you're on a long hiking trail, and they've already scarfed down all the GORP, a little variety like this could help. Kids don't tend to enjoy straight granola, so this is a nice alternative.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Ned and Uncle Jimbo. They call it "rations."
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Add marshmallow and perhaps a little cream and I think you're looking at the ultimate snack.
