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M&M's Darth Mix (Dark Chocolate/Peanut)
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Patty Cakes (guest reviewer) Location: Target OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: ($2.29) DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 8.7 |
From Patty Cakes regarding this review:
"I have now eaten so much m&m chocolate I think
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UPSIDE:
It's hard to improve upon M&M's if this is
one of your favorite candies, but the dark chocolate version allows you to eat
more before you hit the inevitable major sugar high. The dark chocolate lends a
more mature flavor to M&M's, sort of bringing them to a more sophisticated
chocolate-lover realm. (Tip: When attending your next dinner party, skip the
wine and bring dark chocolate M&M's, instead. People will notice.)
The new colors are fairly exciting, though
both the Jedi mix and the Darth mix have at least one color that is not all that
fun to look at... that said, the not-fun-colored M&M allows you the perfect
opportunity to loudly exclaim, "Ha! There's one in every crowd!" during
uncomfortable silences. Like at dinner parties where you bring M&M's instead of
wine. (Note to Mars, Inc. - Try putting a Star
Wars character on the lame-colored M&M. The other M&M's are talking smack about
it and feelings are getting hurt.)
DOWNSIDE:
Eating too many will get you fat!
PACKAGING:
The packaging is amusing - a young Han Solo on the Jedi Mix and a Cloaked Man on the Darth mix. (Editor's Note: We believe Patty Cakes is referring to Darth Vader when she says "Cloaked Man.") Cartoons and dark chocolate, what a combo!
DO YOU RECOMMEND THIS SNACK? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Is the Force with you?! Yes, this is a great snack.
Pair them with milk chocolate M&M's. You can adjust the ratio to your preference, more Darth mix if you really like dark chocolate or more Jedi mix if milk chocolate is more appealing. Either way, you have a new taste to enjoy. To get really crazy, have some with peanuts and some without.
WHAT OTHER FUN THINGS CAN YOU DO WITH DARTH MIX AND JEDI MIX?
Play Texas Hold 'em! Remember, they melt in your mouth, not in your hand.