OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Fruit Stripe Gum meets Good and Plenty. Soft, chewy candies with citrus-like "snappy" flavor!
NAME TO PRODUCT RELATIONSHIP:
"Mike" and "Ike" appear to be an animated cherry and lemon, respectively, shown on the box.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9
Delicious. Fruity. Try a whole bunch of different flavors at the same time. The LSD of candy. Incredibly fruity flavors that are very managable -- not too strong like Starburst. No fat. No cholesterol.
Could last a little longer in your mouth.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Modified Food Starch
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Attractive "fruity" feel. Makes you salivate strongly.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes, a good solid "light" snack to break up the chocolate fixes.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Big Gay Al should have these as his official snack for Gay Animals. The colors are gay, the box will fit right in on his Big Gay Boat Ride -- and when you pop a Mike and Ike (they must have been gay, why else would you name a candy like that) in your mouth it makes you say, "Thewperrrrrrr!"
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Tone down the box a bit to appeal to all sexual orientations.
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