OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Mamba

Price: ??

Weight: 2.65 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
A fruit salad

Snack looks like:
A tiny eraser.

SSI RATING
(SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 6.21

 

UPSIDE:

Tangy, fresh, variety

DOWNSIDE:

Not all that filling. It's no starburst, either. 4 flavors are shown on cover, only 3 inside (strawberry twice -- of course, I had no strawberry inside. Can you say "lawsuit"?).

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Corn Syrup
Sugar
Water
Hydrogenated vegetable oil

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Gelatin
Artificial flavors
Artificial colors
fd and c yellow no. 5

PACKAGING:

The designer went to town. Mouth watering display of juicy fruits. The warning on the outside is tell-tale" "containing one or more of the following artificial flavors: orange, lemon, raspberry, strawberry." For the record I had lemon, orange, raspberry.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Only in a pinch, and you feel like Starbursts but there are none.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Gal Al. (They're fruity.)

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Have all the flavors inside shown on the outside. Lose the second packaging to put all the same flavors together. It took almost an hour to get into the candy.

 

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