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Lorna Doone
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Lorna Doone Price: $.60 |
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DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Shortbread Cookies
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Imported tiles for an eletist club's executive washroom.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7.5
UPSIDE: Lot's of cookies. Tradition.
DOWNSIDE: They go so fast.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched Wheat Flour
Vegetable Shortening
Sugar
Corn Flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Whey
Whey Protein Concentrate
Leavening
Artificial Flavor
PACKAGING:
Bright yellow, green and red. Metallic to seal freshness.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes. If you haven't tried one yet, get out of the igloo and live a little.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
The mayor, she is very pretentious.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Double the amount of cookies.