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OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock
Location: Local deli shop.
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7.5
UPSIDE: It will satisfy any hunger pangs. The frosting is super-sweet and delicious, and you can get into interesting debates with friends or co-workers over whether the white or black half is the best.
DOWNSIDE: In NYC, you can fine some of the greatest black and white cookies in Greek, Italian and other bakeries. This is a good cookie, but it can't beat bakery fresh.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched Wheat Flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Natural & Artificial Flavors
Clear, with the Joey's sticker centered. It's got to be this way in NYC. You're competing against fresh cookies out on bakery store trays... to hide one of these babies would be a sin.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes. The cookie (cake) portion is very, very soft, which is my biggest gripe with the bakery variety -- they tend to be very thick and dry. This is also a slightly thinner version of the bakery black and white. That's not necessarily a good thing, but good to know depending on what mood you're in.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
I think Stan's dad would be into one of these.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
For a packaged version of the original, it's about as good as you can get it. Nice job, Joey, my man.
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