OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Free hand out. OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: WEIGHT: 1 oz DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 1.3 |
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UPSIDE:
The cinnamon candy coating is pretty tasty, but after it's eaten away, watch out!
DOWNSIDE:
I could only eat 1. They are truly nauseating. Avoid at all costs!
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Sugar
Corn syrup
Modified food starch
Tabasco
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Tabasco
Beeswax
Carnauba wax
Confectioner's glaze
PACKAGING:
Lame. for the true tabasco fanatic it would go unnoticed. there should be a warning sign on it saying: WARNING: DO NOT EAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO THROW UP, or something to that effect.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
NO. I don't really like Tabasco, so I'd like to get the opinion from someone who does. I think this is only a trial any ways. On the cover of the packaging it says "New Rookie Flavor". I really don't think this will make it to the pros.
HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?
Discontinue it.
IN THREE WORDS OR LESS, SUMMARIZE YOUR EXPERIENCE:
Sucks ass!
