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Andy Capp's Hot Fries

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Andy Capp's HOT FRIES

Price: $.40

Weight: 1 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Think thick, puffy potato sticks that are spicy as hell. Or french fries the consistency of Funyans that are spicy as hell.

SSI RATING
(SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 8.5

 

UPSIDE:

Andy Capp didn't skimp on the firey hot goodness. For a vending machine snack, this sucker packs some serious "It's 2am, I'm drunk and I need to eat RIGHT now" punch. I felt a serious challenge in finishing the entire bag without sticking my tongue in frozen yogurt or a block of ice. With only 7 grams in the entire package and the bag having more than enough snacking for any man, woman or child, it gets a messy thumb's up.

DOWNSIDE:

Doritos-like finger residue after eating only one. Hot, hot, hot.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Degermed Yellow Corn Meal
Vegetable Shortening
Dried Potatoes
Whey Powder

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Tomato Powder
Oleoresin Paprika
Natural Flavoring
Artificial Cheese Flavoring

PACKAGING:

See for yourself. Little Andy Capp cartoon on the back to distract you from looking at the Nutrition Facts, namely the 140 calories.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes. I remember trying Andy Capp fries for the first time when I was about twelve, from a run-down bowling alley vending machine. (Is  there any other kind?) Good times. Make your own memories today!

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Pip, the English lad.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Free Scottish Derby and free glass of water with every bag!

 

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