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Andy Capp's Hot Fries
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Price: $.40 Weight: 1 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SSI RATING |
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UPSIDE:
Andy Capp didn't skimp on the firey hot goodness. For a vending machine snack, this sucker packs some serious "It's 2am, I'm drunk and I need to eat RIGHT now" punch. I felt a serious challenge in finishing the entire bag without sticking my tongue in frozen yogurt or a block of ice. With only 7 grams in the entire package and the bag having more than enough snacking for any man, woman or child, it gets a messy thumb's up.
DOWNSIDE:
Doritos-like finger residue after eating only one. Hot, hot, hot.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Degermed Yellow Corn Meal
Vegetable Shortening
Dried Potatoes
Whey Powder
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Tomato Powder
Oleoresin Paprika
Natural Flavoring
Artificial Cheese Flavoring
PACKAGING:
See for yourself. Little Andy Capp cartoon on the back to distract you from looking at the Nutrition Facts, namely the 140 calories.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes. I remember trying Andy Capp fries for the first time when I was about twelve, from a run-down bowling alley vending machine. (Is there any other kind?) Good times. Make your own memories today!
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Pip, the English lad.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Free Scottish Derby and free glass of water with every bag!
