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Hostess HOHOs
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock Location: CVS OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.55 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Three logs. Delicious logs, but logs nonetheless. SSI RATING |
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UPSIDE:
Perfect softness. The chocolate covering is not just an afterthought, but a full-fledged layer. Cake is moist, and cream is fresh. And the filling! Sweet Moses, the filling. Three is the perfect number of HOHOs for one sitting.
DOWNSIDE:
I really can't think of one right now. Or a week from now.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Sugar
Vegetable and/or animal shortening
Enriched Wheat Flour
Water
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Artificial Flavors
Wheat Gluten
Sodium Caseinate
Sorbic Acid
PACKAGING:
One looks says it all. HOHOs say "snack time, Chester."
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Oui. I mean, think about it - you work hard for your money. Maybe you're a truck driver, a guy who works a kiln, or Scottish. Whatever, there's just no reason not to try and enjoy HOHOs. Even the name sounds funny. A cross between a Santa Claus greeting and the nicknames for the staff down at the local brothel. It's all good.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Every single one of them.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
It can't. And I'm embarrassed you would even ask, quite frankly. Hostess should start hosting huge events like concerts and things where they give out free HOHOs as promotional devices. Heck, I'd even have gone to see Lilith Faer for a free HOHO.
