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Heath Milk Chocolate English Toffee Bar
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 6.3
UPSIDE: Toffee is substantial -- the chocolate is delicious but does not overtake what makes the Heath bar what it is - toffee.
DOWNSIDE: Aftertaste. Has toffee always had a coffee aftertaste? Lingering taste seemed a bit more bitter than other toffee candies, such as the thinner, longer Skor bar.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Natural and Artificial Flavoring
Does a good job of saying, "I'm made of English Toffee, so respect me." Unfortunately, unless I'm seeking out a Heath bar, I won't bite. This blah brown and bronze wrapper doesn't compete well with other candy bar packaging in the ever-growing candy aisle.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Coffee lovers, yes. Toffee lovers, yes. The rest of you, well, I recommend just buying a McFlurry, Blizzard or a Mister Softie Artic Twist with Heath bar topping. This is the only candy bar I know that actually tastes better in ice cream.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Lighten up on the aftertaste and on the brown in the packaging. Keep up the good work with the ice creamcombo . No one ever asks for Skor bar topping in their Dairy Queen Blizzard. It's Heath or it's not worth it.
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