Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
Location: CVS
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
GummiSavers "Wacky Frootz"
PRICE: ?
WEIGHT: 1.5 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Chewy snot rings.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 0*
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: CVS OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: ? DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 0* |
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UPSIDE:
They taste great. "Intense New Flavor!" "Naturally Fat Free." Packaging is awesome, they really care about how these little devils arrive to you.
DOWNSIDE:
Make you constipated; they all taste identical. The product is a sham*.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Corn Syrup
Sugar
Water
Gelatin
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Mineral Oil (adds a trivial amount of fat*)
Carnauba Wax
Artificial Color
Cornstarch
PACKAGING:
One of the best packaging jobs around. Great outer color, it looks like the Mardi Gras of fruit. Inside is just as responsible. Each GummiSaver is nestled ever so protectively in a plastic tray.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
It all depends on what you mean by "recommend."*
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Mrs. Cartman, because she's a big fat liar and I still don't know who Cartman's mom is! Or Bill Clinton.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Get rid of the "Naturally Fat Free" line on the packaging and you won't feel cheated. Make the flavors more distinguishable.
IN THREE WORDS OR LESS, SUMMARIZE YOUR EXPERIENCE: A cheap hooker.
| * Hello... this is Sir Snackalot to earth. What's the deal with touting "Naturally Fat Free" and then telling me, oh, there's a trivial amount of fat. I get enough corbospeak at work. Do I need it with my snacks, too? Because of this, please note, I am giving this snack a 0. (I originally gave it an 8.3, but I am left with no choice because the integrity of WASAW is at stake here.) |  |