OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.65 |
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Caramel with dried rice and chocolate
NAME TO PRODUCT RELATIONSHIP: Supposed to taste like 100 grand.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9.1
UPSIDE: Chewy, gooey, tasty, takes a long time to eat, sweet, neat and clean.
DOWNSIDE: Pieces kind of small.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Milk Chocolate
Corn Syrup
Sugar
Crisped Rice
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Salt
Soy Lecithin
Artificial Flavor
Peanuts
PACKAGING:
Doesn't look like $100,000 bill -- red and white and pretty uncommentable.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes, a nice sweet treat -- good default snack when you don't know what else to get.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Kenny. He needs to feel like he has money. Why not let him try a $.65 100 Grand bar -- then he can say he's got 100 grand!
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
More grand, change the package -- I want to feel like I'm eating money.