Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock
Location: CVS
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Neslte Giant Crunch
PRICE: $1.49
WEIGHT: 5 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Delicious milk chocolate with rice krispie like things mixed throughout.
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock Location: CVS OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Neslte Giant Crunch PRICE: $1.49 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Delicious milk chocolate with rice krispie like things mixed throughout. |
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SNACK LOOKS LIKE: From the bottom, it takes on the appearance of an old cobblestone driveway.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 8
UPSIDE:
The giant bar is huge. The krispie crunches give it a lighter feel than a solid chocolate bar.
DOWNSIDE:
If you're like me and can't control your chocolate intake, you might as well schedule a doctor's appointment for those minutes right after eating the entire bar. Because you're going to feel like an angeoplasty afterwards. 36 grams fat. God bless you if you can eat just two or three "cubes" at a time and then put the bar aside for later.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Milk Chocoloate:
Sugar
Cocoa Butter
Milk
Chocolate
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Crisped Rice:
Rice
Sugar
Salt
Malt
Peanut Traces
PACKAGING:
See for yourself above. Ya' know what you're getting the second you see it.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes, for the strong willed or those who enjoy chocolate binges.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Kyle's mom.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Invent packaging that seals itself up for at least an hour after you've broken off a section.