OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
Location: Snack shop
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Weight: 2.75 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7.8725
It's filling, it's sweet, it's the perfect mid-morning snack.
I don't like nuts, especially walnuts and pecans -- it has one or the other, the ingredient listing doesn't say definitely.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Sugar (oh baby!)
Enriched Wheat Flour
Corn Syrup (yeah!)
Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Polysorbate 60 (?)
Clear, you can see what you're getting. Primary colors, cyan, majenta, yellow.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes. It is delicious, it is cheap and I got a great sugar buzz immediately.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
The school bus driver and her little bird. It would make them much happier!
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
No Nuts! No Nuts! No Nuts! No Nuts! No Nuts! No Nuts! No Nuts! No Nuts!
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