OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Figaroo
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Small Red Cherry-Flavored Gummi Fish.
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Red fish bait.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7
Classic snack. Sweet, chewy, fun to play with while eathing (pull 'em, stretch 'em, smoosh 'em). Can be eaten 1 at a time or in multiple stacks on top of each other. The sky's the limit. Can also be used as a car finish (see last 4 ingredients).
Temporarily stick to your teeth. Jaw is tired when finished with bag (they're a workout).
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Modified Corn Starch
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Colored with FD&C Red #40
Yellow background, red type, blue splash graphics.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes, but watch out for your fillings.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Mrs. Cartman. It exercises her jaw. Nuff said.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Back for more snacks!