OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Generic Candy Bar - now with no personality!
Actually doesn't taste too too bad for a 33% Less Fat chocolate bar.
Well, except for the horrid coffee-like aftertaste.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Flaked Milled Corn
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Worst I've seen ever. Looks like a junk mail company designed it.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yeah, if you're into giving up taste for only 1/3 less fat grams.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Add back the 1/3 fat and call it a Hershey Bar. "Sweet Escapes" sounds like the name of an Enya CD boxset.
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