OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Hershey's Sweet Escapes PRICE: $.65 WEIGHT: 1.4 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Thin bar of chocolate with toffee-like pieces of candy throughout. SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Generic Candy Bar - now with no personality! SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 4

UPSIDE:

Actually doesn't taste too too bad for a 33% Less Fat chocolate bar.

DOWNSIDE:

Well, except for the horrid coffee-like aftertaste.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Milk Chocolate
Flaked Milled Corn
Sugar
Butter

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

High Fructose Corn Syrup
Baking Soda
Soya Lecithin
Artificial Coloring

PACKAGING:

Worst I've seen ever. Looks like a junk mail company designed it.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yeah, if you're into giving up taste for only 1/3 less fat grams.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Mr. Mackey.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Add back the 1/3 fat and call it a Hershey Bar. "Sweet Escapes" sounds like the name of an Enya CD boxset.

 

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