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Okay, what ever happened to candy cigarettes? I'm not talking about the cheap bubble gum sticks wrapped in paper from some Asian country, but the fabulously sugary, powdery twigs that we all know and love... Why aren't they in vending machines? We have real cigarettes in vending machines, why not candy cigarettes? Granted, one you smoke, one you eat, but none-the-less, they are the same - they are addictive. I know, I'm a confirmed addict, however their lack of public availability is a shock to my system.

WASAW, what ever happened to my favorite childhood candy snack?

And why haven't we reviewed Pixie Stix vs. Smarties? Is it all in the presentation of sugar?

-- Jenny

We sent Jenny to candydirect.com, a poorly designed but amazingly diverse candy store online that has just about anything you could ask for... including candy cigarettes that have outraged parents for years. As for the Pixie Stix vs. Smarties question, Kid Nougat is looking into it.


Hi,

    I don't have a snack review per se, but I thought that you might enjoy this snack related story. When I was in college at there was a snack vending machine in my dorm's lobby. It was the standard type, with a thick plexiglass face on the front to allow customers an unobstructed view of all the delicious treats it held within.  One morning on my way to class I noticed a small knot of people standing in front of the machine, so I went to see what was going on.

    The vending-machine was a frightening vision of unadulturated destruction, appearing as if someone had turned loose a ravenous wolverine inside. The few packages left in the denuded racks looked viciously clawed and torn, their contents mauled by some savage snack predator. Bits and pieces of snack remains littered the tray at the bottom of the machine.

    A closer look revealed the secret to the carnage: A small hole had been bored through the plexigrass window, and some object (presumably a coat hanger) had been used to tear the snacks from their racks.  The majority of treats, however, had merely been torn to pieces. Saddened, I went on to my studies.

    When I returned that evening, I noticed that the vending machine was once more stocked with food.  The vending company had been by, and had come up with a "solution" to the problem: A metal carriage bolt had been screwed into the plexiglass to fill the hole.  Hmmm....

    Needless to say, the next morning the machine was trashed again, and there was another hole drilled into the machine's front window, directly adjacent to the bolt.

    This fruitless cycle repeated itself every few days for weeks, until there were so many bolts in the plexiglass that the vending machine looked as if some gangster had riddled it with bullets from a Tommy gun.  And then, at long last, the some inspired soul at the vending company must have had an epiphany, because the machine's plexiglass window had been replaced: With a sheet of solid steel. A piece of loose-leaf paper explaining which snacks went with which codes was taped onto the metal.

I've often wondered since then what that must have done to their sales...

- Scott Williams


I enjoy your site, but what about Bit O' Honey? Y'all need to review the best, longest lasting and tastied candy of 'em all.

Kat


Very cool site, and I'm glad you liked the British snacks you reviewed.

Just one thing, in response to Lisa Flaherty's comment about Bounties in the Peter Paul interview: Bounty is far from defunct here in the UK, I'd say it's one of the more popular chocolate bars (apparently Kit Kat is currently #1). However, we don't have Peter Paul or Hershey here, so maybe Bounties are just a poor substitute!

-- Jess (Berkshire, England)

PS: If you can get them, how about reviewing Galaxy Minstrels? If not, I'll send you some :)

Jess did just that -- she sent us a package from jolly ol' England! See our glowing review by clicking here...


Whoa! I've rediscovered the joy of eating non-nutritious foods. And I just thought that if you guys could get your hands on an odd brit snack called a "Wagon Wheel", it would be interesting to see the review. It's kind of like a flat, small, british sports car version of the chocolate moon pie (or is it the other way around?)

I have, to date, read everything on the wasaw page. Hey, where else can you experience the joy/agony of eating over a hundred snacks without consuming them yourself?

Thanks,
tomS


Dear Figaroo:

I was delighted and surprised to see a review of my family's vending snack product,
Waffle Chips. My family's 63 year old company has been baking ice cream cones for grocery and foodservice companies for four generations. Due to the extremely seasonal nature of our business, we were hoping that Waffle Chips might be one way to solve this problem and bring out an interesting, unique snack.

The thing that most surprised us about the Waffle Chips was the amount of response that we received from a relatively small amount of product being sold. I would say that in the past 2-3 years, we have received over 1500 letters and e-mails. Believe me, complimentary letters about Waffle Chips are quite a nice surprise compared to complaints about broken cones from the
grocery packages.

So, even though your opinion of our product wasn't one of my favorites, I appreciate your interest in our products. If any of you guys get close to Pewee Valley,KY(Louisville suburb), please feel free to drop by and say hello.

Keep up the good work!!

Owners grandson,
Garry Buttermann, IV

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