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Dolly Madison Dunkin' Stix
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.65 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7 UPSIDE: Delicious. Three of these stix will tame the most boisterous of empty tummies. DOWNSIDE: 9 grams of fat. EACH. |
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PACKAGING:
Shows the delicious donut-like treats in an appetizing way. Other than that, about as exciting to look at as a pad of graph paper in the Louvre.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes -- one a day.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Officer Barbrady.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Holy crap, there's a lot of fat in these little stix. I think there's some way to lower the fat a touch without giving up much taste. Or maybe enlarge these pastries a tiny bit (with a fat count of 10 each) and only put two in a package.
