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Dolly Madison Dunkin' Stix

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Dolly Madison DUNKIN' STIX

PRICE: $.65

WEIGHT: 4 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
3 donuts stretched out to look like glazed hot dogs.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7

UPSIDE: Delicious. Three of these stix will tame the most boisterous of empty tummies.

DOWNSIDE: 9 grams of fat. EACH.

 

PACKAGING:

Shows the delicious donut-like treats in an appetizing way. Other than that, about as exciting to look at as a pad of graph paper in the Louvre.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes -- one a day.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Officer Barbrady.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Holy crap, there's a lot of fat in these little stix. I think there's some way to lower the fat a touch without giving up much taste. Or maybe enlarge these pastries a tiny bit (with a fat count of 10 each) and only put two in a package.


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