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Haagen-Dazs Dulce De Leche
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By
WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Exchange Place Place OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7* * This was a very hard snack to rate. If I had to do it on taste alone, I would have given it a 9. If my SSI was based on "satisfaction" alone, I would give it a 5. Essentially it tastes great, but... it leaves you hungry, thirsty and guilty afterwards. |
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UPSIDE:
The flavor. I'm a fool for Vanilla, and then you add caramel... well, step aside, my friend!
DOWNSIDE:
18 grams of fat. If you were to eat 4.23 oz of fat you still couldn't get 18 grams of fat!
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Cream
Skim Milk
Sugar
Sweetened Condensed Milk
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Salt
Baking Soda
Soy Lecithin
Vanilla
PACKAGING:
Typical upper crust "euro" look with a giant dollap of caramel. Tres bien!
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes, but get a couple of cookies and a big glass of water. And don't be a cheap bastard; get a pint for God's sake!
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Texture alone makes me say hands down -- either Big Gay Al or Mrs. Cartman!
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Add bits of chocolate covered rice krispies!
IN THREE WORDS OR LESS, SUMMARIZE YOUR EXPERIENCE: Gurgle.
