OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Figaroo Location: Snack shop OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Doritos 3Ds PRICE: $.99 WEIGHT: 2.5 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: If Doritos, Bugles and Cheese Doodles were to get together and produce offspring, this would be it. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): Just like Bo Derek, it's a 10! UPSIDE: There are lots to eat in the Super Grab Bag size and only 17 grams of fat in the whole bag. DOWNSIDE: Pack a toothbrush and some handiwipes for when you're done. Contains MSG.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Corn
Vegetable oil
Cheddar cheese
Salt

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Lactic Acid
Artificial Color
Disodium Inosinate
Disodium Guanylate

PACKAGING:

It's bold baby, just look at it!

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

YES! But be warned, they must be laced with crack or heroin cause you can't stop eating until the bag is empty.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Mephisto. He could appreciate the DNA mix of Doritos, Bugles and Cheesedoodles

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

N/A

 

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