OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Figaroo
Location: Snack shop
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Doritos 3Ds
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10):
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
It's bold baby, just look at it!
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
YES! But be warned, they must be laced with crack or heroin cause you can't stop eating until the bag is empty.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Mephisto. He could appreciate the DNA mix of Doritos, Bugles and Cheesedoodles
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Back for more snacks