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Cloverhill Bakery Jumbo Donut
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Price: $.65 Weight: 4.5 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Chocolate-frosted cake donut. "A big-ass donut." SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9.5 |
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UPSIDE:
Heavy, chocolatey, cakey, satisfying, denser than Sally from the animated "Davey and Goliath" show.
DOWNSIDE:
33 grams of fat and 588 calories is pathetic. But I'm going to get another one now, anyway! Also ingredient "propylene glycol" sounds a lot like lighter fluid to me (scary!).
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched flour
Partially hydrogenated soybean oil & cottonseed oil
Sugar
Water
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Citric Acid
AGAR
Propelyne glycol
Fumeric acid
PACKAGING:
Generic see-through -- effective -- you MUST have this donut after you see it.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
YES -- no worse for you than a Dunkin Donut, and pretty damn good, too!
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Sally Struthers -- let her eat cake!
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Try to make it at least a little healthier.
