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Cloverhill Bakery Jumbo Donut
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Weight: 4.5 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Chocolate-frosted cake donut. "A big-ass donut."
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9.5
Heavy, chocolatey, cakey, satisfying, denser than Sally from the animated "Davey and Goliath" show.
33 grams of fat and 588 calories is pathetic. But I'm going to get another one now, anyway! Also ingredient "propylene glycol" sounds a lot like lighter fluid to me (scary!).
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Partially hydrogenated soybean oil & cottonseed oil
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Generic see-through -- effective -- you MUST have this donut after you see it.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
YES -- no worse for you than a Dunkin Donut, and pretty damn good, too!
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Sally Struthers -- let her eat cake!
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Try to make it at least a little healthier.
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