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Cloverhill Bakery Jumbo Donut

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Candyman

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Cloverhill Bakery JUMBO Donut

Price: $.65

Weight: 4.5 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Chocolate-frosted cake donut. "A big-ass donut."

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9.5

 

UPSIDE:

Heavy, chocolatey, cakey, satisfying, denser than Sally from the animated "Davey and Goliath" show.

DOWNSIDE:

33 grams of fat and 588 calories is pathetic. But I'm going to get another one now, anyway! Also ingredient "propylene glycol" sounds a lot like lighter fluid to me (scary!).

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Enriched flour
Partially hydrogenated soybean oil & cottonseed oil
Sugar
Water

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Citric Acid
AGAR
Propelyne glycol
Fumeric acid

PACKAGING:

Generic see-through -- effective -- you MUST have this donut after you see it.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

YES -- no worse for you than a Dunkin Donut, and pretty damn good, too!

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Sally Struthers -- let her eat cake!

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Try to make it at least a little healthier.

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