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Hostess Chocolate Donettes
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman Location: CVS OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.75 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Chocolate-covered mini-donuts. NAME TO PRODUCT RELATIONSHIP: Female donuts (smaller). |
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SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 10
UPSIDE:
Cakey, chocolately, thick, shweet, stayed dry in package even on hot day, gawdamn, these were good!
DOWNSIDE:
None, they are tops of their category -- who cares if there's 14g fat.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched Wheat Flour
Iron
"B" vitamins
Vegetable Shortening
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Corn Starch
Spices
Potassium Sorbate
Color added (yellows #4 & 5)
PACKAGING:
Clear wrapper to show those yummy little cute donettes through.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
If you do not you are depriving yourself of one of life's unique snacking pleasures.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Chef - he gets six little chocolate holes at the same time.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
N/A.
Note from Paddy O': Are you kidding me? Short of sticking $100 bills in the donette holes and delivering them via little elves to the foot of my bed in the middle of the night, this is as good as any human hands are going to get to making miniature donuts for the masses. What's that? Human hands don't even touch these donettes? Oh great - thanks for spoiling it for me. And I suppose there's no such thing as donette elves, either. Thanks, Judas.
