OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman
Location: Lobby of building
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Haagen-Dazs Vanilla & Milk Chocolate
PRICE: Free Snack
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Standard "good humor" bar -- vanilla with chocolate outside.
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
An oblong Dove Bar.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7
Tasty, cool, not too sweet, coating stayed firm, vanilla was creamy and good.
Somewhat uneventful. Not too exciting to eat. Not really a "fun" snack, more of a "high-end" snack for special occasions. Incredibly bad for you. (See ingredients.)
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Lots. Bagged ice cream bar inside thick cardboard box. The green coalition must love Pillsbury for this.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes, it's a satisfying ice cream bar. Plus if it's free, why not?
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Kevin -- since his mouth is sewn shut, the ice cream can melt between the slits in his face and he can have a true taste of Haagen Dazs.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Well, it's Haagen Dazs, it is what it is... it can't be improved, but as far as snacks go, it'll always be a 7.
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