OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Candyman

Location: Lobby of building

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:

Haagen-Dazs Vanilla & Milk Chocolate

PRICE: Free Snack

WEIGHT: 3.67oz.

 

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:

Standard "good humor" bar -- vanilla with chocolate outside.

SNACK LOOKS LIKE:

An oblong Dove Bar.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7

UPSIDE:

Tasty, cool, not too sweet, coating stayed firm, vanilla was creamy and good.

DOWNSIDE:

Somewhat uneventful. Not too exciting to eat. Not really a "fun" snack, more of a "high-end" snack for special occasions. Incredibly bad for you. (See ingredients.)

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Fresh cream
Skim milk
Sugar
Egg yolk

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Chocolate
Cocoa Butter
Lecithin
Natural vanilla

PACKAGING:

Lots. Bagged ice cream bar inside thick cardboard box. The green coalition must love Pillsbury for this.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes, it's a satisfying ice cream bar. Plus if it's free, why not?

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Kevin -- since his mouth is sewn shut, the ice cream can melt between the slits in his face and he can have a true taste of Haagen Dazs.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Well, it's Haagen Dazs, it is what it is... it can't be improved, but as far as snacks go, it'll always be a 7.

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