OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Mrs. Freshley's Creme Fill Chocolate Cupcakes Price: $.65 Weight: 3 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: If God were a baker s/he would make the just like this... Snack looks like: Like hostess cupcakes if you bought them at the freshest pastry shop in the world. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 10!

UPSIDE:

They are awesome. Quenches that chocolate craving in first bite. The icing is real, the cake is moist and the creme is the real deal.

DOWNSIDE:

They should be twice as big and I'd pay 4 times as much!

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Sugar
Water
Enriched bleached wheat flour
Vegetable Shortening

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Calcium Sulfate
Locust Bean Gum
Sodium Phosphate
Gelatin

PACKAGING:

Clear poly wrap with two lucious chocolate chips depicted.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes, a thousand times. YES. You will never need another snack.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

All of them; it will help them with their miserable existences.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED: N/A

 

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