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Cloverhill Cream Cheese Coffee Cake
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By
WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Price: $.65 Weight: 4 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Snack looks like: SSI RATING |
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UPSIDE: It's good, it's filling, it keeps on giving.
DOWNSIDE: Lot's o' fat, toilet splat.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Sugar (do I need to say more?)
Enriched & Bleached Flour
Water
Eggs
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Potassium Sorbate & Sorbic Acid
Beta Carotene
Vitamin A
Fumaric Acid
PACKAGING:
Clear plastic, with a label of ingredients in 2 point type. It says, "eat me, don't read me."
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes, it's filling and good! Motivates you to work out because you're gonna' look fat if you don't.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
David Hasselhoff.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Reduce the fat, better packaging. This thing is delicate and precious -- treat it that way.
