OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Lady Linda Coffee Cake PRICE: $.65 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: coffee cake. SNACK LOOKS LIKE: solidified puss from a big heal blister on top of a sponge. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9 |
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UPSIDE:
Nice aroma upon opening. Sweet, moist, not crumbly. Good value for the money, nice feel to it. Tastes home made -- no joking.
DOWNSIDE:
Needs slightly more crumb topping. Severely unhealthy (16g fat).
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Water
Sugar
Enriched Flour
Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Citric Acid
Potassium Sorbate
FD&C Yellow
Red 40
PACKAGING:
Not much. Looks like commercial food packaging.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
YES! Eat it anytime -- a great damn snack.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Officer Barbrady -- a nice donut replacement.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
More crumbly crumb topping.
