OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Candyman

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:

Lady Linda Coffee Cake

PRICE: $.65

WEIGHT: 3 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: coffee cake.

SNACK LOOKS LIKE: solidified puss from a big heal blister on top of a sponge.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9

UPSIDE:

Nice aroma upon opening. Sweet, moist, not crumbly. Good value for the money, nice feel to it. Tastes home made -- no joking.

DOWNSIDE:

Needs slightly more crumb topping. Severely unhealthy (16g fat).

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Water
Sugar
Enriched Flour
Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Citric Acid
Potassium Sorbate
FD&C Yellow
Red 40

PACKAGING:

Not much. Looks like commercial food packaging.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

YES! Eat it anytime -- a great damn snack.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Officer Barbrady -- a nice donut replacement.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

More crumbly crumb topping.


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