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Choward's Violet
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Figaroo Location: Snack shop OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Choward's Violet PRICE: $?? DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: SSI RATING UPSIDE: None. DOWNSIDE: Many. |
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1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Sugar
Invert Sugar
Artificial Flavor
Stearic Acid
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Stearic Acid
Mag Stearate
Red 40
Blue 2 lake
PACKAGING:
Silver foil paper wrapped mints, puple printing, very old fashioned.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
NO.
Top 10 Reasons I Don't Recommend It:10. Tastes like something out of your grandmother's underwear drawer.
9. Or it tastes like bathroom cleaner.
8. Or it tastes like cheap-ass perfume.
7. Flower flavored candy is wrong.
6. Dry chalky texture makes you gag.
5. The product just sitting around stinks up the room.
4. It's just plain disgusting.
3. Shouldn't a mint taste like a mint?
2. It sucks!
1. It really, really sucks.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Polly Prissypants.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Bury it... deep.
