OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Mister Softee Truck OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Price: $1.50 Weight: 4 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: |
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SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7.8
UPSIDE:
If you like ice cream, chocolate and crunch (and who doesn't?), this is the perfect combination. It hits all the major craving places, leaving you satisfied afterwards.
DOWNSIDE:
The shell (cone) was inconsistent. Some parts were like a flakey buttery crust, other parts were like petrified dung.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Nonfat milk
Chocolate sauce (total euphemism)
Sugar
Milkfat
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Soy Lecithin
Salt
Artificial Flavor
Dry roasted peanuts (interesting that they would play up the peanut part on the wrapper, yet it is the last ingredient of them all!)
PACKAGING:
Foil astronaut wrapper. Keep the Choco Taco from going deep space six!
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes. Perhaps you'll get one with a more consistent shell, which would make this a 9.5 instead of a 7.8.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Chef. Do I need to say more?
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Make the shell better. Give me more for my money. This is a relatively expensive snack, especially for its size.
