OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Candyman

Location: Co-worker

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
"It's A Boy" Chocolate CIGAR

PRICE: $.00 (gift)

WEIGHT: 3/4 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Chocolate cigar.

 

SNACK LOOKS LIKE: South Park's Mr. Hanky during rigot mortis.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7

UPSIDE:

Milky chocolate, very creamy tasting. Fine substitute for real cigar for those health conscious individuals who abhor the stench of real cigars.

DOWNSIDE:

(Chocolate cigar) usually given (to others) when one contributes to the overpopulation of the universe.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Milk chocolate
Lecithin
Vanillin

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Same as above

PACKAGING:

Bright foil wrap.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Whatever.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Add caramel to the interior.

 

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