OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman Location: Co-worker OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.00 (gift) DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: |
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SNACK LOOKS LIKE: South Park's Mr. Hanky during rigot mortis.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7
UPSIDE:
Milky chocolate, very creamy tasting. Fine substitute for real cigar for those health conscious individuals who abhor the stench of real cigars.
DOWNSIDE:
(Chocolate cigar) usually given (to others) when one contributes to the overpopulation of the universe.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Milk chocolate
Lecithin
Vanillin
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Same as above
PACKAGING:
Bright foil wrap.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Whatever.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Add caramel to the interior.