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Chew-ets
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Chew-ets PRICE: $.60 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 5 |
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UPSIDE:
Peanuts taste fresh, nice chewiness to them.
DOWNSIDE:
I've just polished off the third of five Chew-ets, and I'm suffering major throat and tongue burn. Something's not right about this snack, and I'm not just talking about the tiny size of each "chew-et."
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Peanuts
Corn Syrup
Sugar
Molasses
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Non-Fat Milk Solids
Cocoa Powder
Soya Lecithin
Salt
PACKAGING:
Best part of the snack. Simple, old fashioned, name really "pops."
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Some folks will like these candies, and if they were free, I'd try them again. But the throat and tongue burn is seriously a drawback. (I'm not half-way done my fourth chew-et and I'm looking for a fire hose.)
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
The hippies in the forest.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Taco Bell Hot Sauce should make your mouth burn, not a simple, time-honored combination of chocolate, peanuts and caramel. Remove the sulferic acid, please. And while you're at it, remove the "-ets" from Chew-ets.
