OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Candyman

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Mrs. Freshley's Carrot Cake

PRICE: $.65

WEIGHT: 3.5 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Brown cake with white frosting. Heavy. Mysteriously sterile-looking frosting.

Snack looks like:
A handkerchief velcroed to a small 2 X 4.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 8.3

 

UPSIDE:

Delicious. Sweet. When you first open the package you're greeted with the wafting aroma of fresh carrots. You feel like a bunny rabbit in a huge green field, with nothing but huge juicy carrots all around you, ready for the munching you're ready to give them. So moist it had to be peeled off the cardboard backing. Heavy and great tasting. Creamy topping. Juicy bits of REAL carrot throughout.

DOWNSIDE:

Heavy. Really heavy. It feels like it's growing inside you as it slides down into yer tummy.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Sugar
Water
Enriched bleached flour
Soybean oil

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Polysorbate 60
Monocalcium phosphate
Corn Syrup
Sodium Proprianate

PACKAGING:

Clear, small graphic of carrots and cake, plus Mrs. Freshley.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Highly recommended for breakfast.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Sally Struthers.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Make a sugar free version.


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