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Linden's Cookies: Butter Crunchers
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.60 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9.5 |
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UPSIDE:
Wow, these are delicious! And there are enough to keep any sweet tooth happy. The butter crunch chunks are more than generous, as well.
DOWNSIDE:
I don't have a machine at home that can make these on demand.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched Flour
Vegetable Shortening
Butter Crunch
Brown Sugar
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Eggs
Water
Salt
Baking Soda
PACKAGING:
Criss-crossing silver streaks on a yellow background, with cookies graphic that invitingly says, "C'mon, you want to try me, and you know it, Sally."
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes. Don't eat anything all day and then try one of these cookies. It will knock you senseless.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
They all would, damn it. Every single one of them.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Make it into a Ben & Jerry's flavor with my photo on the lid showing me floating in a tub of it.
