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Nestle Buncha Crunch
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.60 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Little clusters of chocolate, like an asteroid. SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Rabbit pellets. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 6.2 |
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UPSIDE:
Fun to eat. Pop them in your mouth. Before you know it, you're looking at the bottom of the bag.
DOWNSIDE:
You're still hungry. Odd consistency. I prefer the original bar.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Milk chocolate
Crisped Rice
Tapioca Dextrin
Confectioner's glaze
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Crisped Rice
Tapioca Dextrin
Confectioner's glaze
Peanuts
PACKAGING:
A bunch of little turds flying in 3-D effect.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Try 'em, you might like them. I will not judge them, because I couldn't do better.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Mr. Hat, not much to eat, managable for his little hands.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Add more chocolate to the clusters. The packaging is a bit misleading. I thought they would pop in my mouth like "Pop Rocks" because it says they are "poppable little pieces of crunchy chocolate." I think they mean that you can "pop" them in your mouth, though.
