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Ferrara Pam Original Boston Baked Beans

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Candyman

Location: Vending machine, Boulder, CO

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Ferrara Pam Original Boston Baked Beans

PRICE: $.55

WEIGHT: 1.75 oz.

SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
Large Red Rabbit Turds (or baked beans exposed to nuclear holocaust)

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 10

 

UPSIDE:

You put the candy in your mouth and you taste a "burnt home fry" taste when you bite into it. Then you taste a sweet syrupy taste, and finally the peanut taste ends the expereince. They're delightful to suck on too!

DOWNSIDE:

None given.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Sucrose
Peanuts
Corn Syrup
Corn Starch

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Yellow #5
Yellow #6
Red #40
Blue #2 (boy, it must be hard to get that shade of "baked bean" red!!!)

PACKAGING:

Impressive. Kettle of baked beans with enlargement of beans in foreground. Red brick fills in the rest. Very retro, my guess is the packaging is the same as it was when the snack first came out.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Hmmm. I think Chef's Parents would like these. They could munch on them while debating how many boxes they could get for "three-fittty."


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