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Snickers: The Big One
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Downstairs Snack Shop OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: About a dollar |
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DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Long, real long, and precious. Long tender feathers of chocolate laces softly drawn across the top. It's a masterpiece, something Rodin would sculpt out of marble. I didn't know if I should just stare at it in revere or eat it.
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
A chocolate bar of gold.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9.69
UPSIDE:
It is the standard for all snacks to be compared to.. chocolate, caramel, nougat and peanut halves. The logo and name are tres cool, too!
DOWNSIDE:
The chocolate at times can be a bit overpowering in its sweetness. But I ate the "big one", so what did I expect? You lose all control when eating a Snickers. If I had more control I could be eating it still instead of writing this report.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Milk chocolate
Peanuts
Corn Syrup
Sugar
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Salt
Egg whites
Soy Protein
Vanillin (all at less than 2%)
PACKAGING:
Nothing too gimmicky. Brown like the candy, a big, bold, proud logo and since this is the King Kong of the Snickers a bright burst stating "THE BIG ONE."
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
F***, Yes!
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
The rats that devour Kenny every episode. If they had this (Snickers) they would never eat him again.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Add a molasses like agent that would make it last longer.
