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Dolly Madison Bakery Banana Dream
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A Nerf taco.
I didn't keel over and die afterwards.
TOO MUCH BANANA SMELL and taste. And the cream tasted crappy, too. It was a chore to eat, sticky, and just not a good experience in any way, shape or (especially) form. Banana Dream, my ass. It was a living, dreaming nightmare.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched Wheat Flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Yellow #5 & #6
Clear with yellow lettering. The selling point of this snack (at least before you've touched, smelled or tasted it) is its shape. Packaging allows you to see this quite clearly.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Not unless you're a monkey. A tastebud-less monkey. Without a nose. Or mouth.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
The scruffy looking dog that tears apart the fake cloth Ike. (Bris episode.)
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Destroy all the remaining Banana Dreams in vending machines across the country immediately.
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