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Dolly Madison Bakery Banana Dream
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.65 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A Nerf taco. SSI RATING |
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UPSIDE:
I didn't keel over and die afterwards.
DOWNSIDE:
TOO MUCH BANANA SMELL and taste. And the cream tasted crappy, too. It was a chore to eat, sticky, and just not a good experience in any way, shape or (especially) form. Banana Dream, my ass. It was a living, dreaming nightmare.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Sugar
Enriched Wheat Flour
Vegetable Shortening
Water
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Calcium Sulfate
Cornstarch
Sorbic Acid
Yellow #5 & #6
PACKAGING:
Clear with yellow lettering. The selling point of this snack (at least before you've touched, smelled or tasted it) is its shape. Packaging allows you to see this quite clearly.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Not unless you're a monkey. A tastebud-less monkey. Without a nose. Or mouth.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
The scruffy looking dog that tears apart the fake cloth Ike. (Bris episode.)
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Destroy all the remaining Banana Dreams in vending machines across the country immediately.
