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Mrs. Freshley's Apple Danish
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Weight: 4 oz.!
NAME TO PRODUCT RELATIONSHIP:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9.65
Tasty, filling, delicious. So much value for the money I had to double check with HDL Boy to make sure it was only $.65.
It could have been baked a little longer under the cautious eye of Mrs. Freshley.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched Wheat Flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
It's scary, brace yourself:
Annato and Tumeric
Yeast Food (who knew you fed yeast?)
Clear, for full display value of perfection in a vending machine. Everyone's grandma is on the cover offering up a scrumptious treat!
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
YES! YES! YES!
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Everyone. In fact, it is big enough for all the schoolchildren to share in the class and all would enjoy.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
1) It could have been baked longer.
2) What's up with all those crazy ingredients? Mrs. Freshley doesn't have Sodium Propionate (to retard spoilage) in her kitchen!
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