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Mrs. Freshley's Apple Danish
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Price: $.65 Weight: 4 oz.! NAME TO PRODUCT RELATIONSHIP: DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9.65 |
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UPSIDE:
Tasty, filling, delicious. So much value for the money I had to double check with HDL Boy to make sure it was only $.65.
DOWNSIDE:
It could have been baked a little longer under the cautious eye of Mrs. Freshley.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched Wheat Flour
Water
Sugar
Vegetable Shortening
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
It's scary, brace yourself:
Gellan Gum
Titanium Dioxide
Annato and Tumeric
Yeast Food (who knew you fed yeast?)
PACKAGING:
Clear, for full display value of perfection in a vending machine. Everyone's grandma is on the cover offering up a scrumptious treat!
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
YES! YES! YES!
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Everyone. In fact, it is big enough for all the schoolchildren to share in the class and all would enjoy.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
2 ways:
1) It could have been baked longer.
2) What's up with all those crazy ingredients? Mrs. Freshley doesn't have Sodium Propionate (to retard spoilage) in her kitchen!
