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U-NO candy bar
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock
Location: Found it in a gift basket
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: U-NO
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 3
Given enough U-NO wrappers, this candy bar's cool reflective silver packaging could make a VW Bug look like a spaceship. A spaceship made of salty chocolate gunk.
I'm not a huge fan of chocolate truffles. The U-NO to me is made of old Truffle inards. Now, I'm sure there's an audience for this candy bar because it's been around for some time and folks love their truffles. But geesh, I can't stop thinking that I'm basically eating cocoa/coffee nougat gone horribly wrong dipped in Carnation breakfast bar chocolate.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Hydrogenated Coconut Oil
Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Natural and Artificial Flavors
Never has a candy bar this bad had packaging this good. However, it seems to say "I'm made of a delightful marshmallow center!" with it's big white letters on that gorgeous silver foil. Trust me, that ain't marshmallow in there.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
In a word? U-NO.
Now, if you're someone who enjoys
rich creamy chocolatethe gag reflex, sure. Go for it. But for my money (and this candy was given as a gift), there are far too many snack choices in this world to go with U-NO.
CAN THIS CANDY BAR DOUBLE AS A CARD GAME?
Sorry, no. You're thinking about Uno.
CAN THIS CANDY BAR DOUBLE AS A PIZZA?
Sorry, no. You're thinking about Pizzeria Uno.
HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?
Crumble it up into a fine powder and stir into milk. Then serve to your cat.
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