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OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 6
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
(hydrogenated palm kernel, palm shea, cottonseed, and/or soybean,
and partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed)
Butterfinger candy pieces
(list of these ingredients 3x longer than oils!)
Too much competition about what should be said/seen on the cover. Weak yellowish
background, and then some wafery design on either end. The “Butterfinger” logo
is predominant however, so you immediately know that this is a spin-off.
DO YOU RECOMMEND THIS SNACK? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
No. It's a competitive world out there, my friends. Trust me, Darwin wouldn't even feed this to a finch. Besides, that's why you guys hired us, we're Guinea Pigs, and do the dirty work so you don't have to. Trust me, this bar won't last. So if you have to taste a dinosaur, be my guest, otherwise heed my advise, snacker.
HOW MANY OF THESE COULD YOU STICK IN YOUR MOUTH AT ONE TIME?
Without breaking them apart, my guess was 4. Mushed up and crammed in 5. I once ate a whole McDonald’s hamburger in one bite, but that was a long time ago.
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